TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

BUT ITS HERE ANYWAY. ON CRACKED.COM

...
XD
I need sadism in my life. Especially while I'm slaving away about the WTO on the PC.
And anyway, heavy sacarsm makes me happy.
The dance in my birthday suit kinda happy.
o.o
But these made me say.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!
ARGGG!!! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!! SAVE ME MEMEMEMEMEME~

=3 of course, take all these with a pinch of salt.
They may, or MAY NOT be true, and you can go research on your own. I'm too lazy, and WTO is alluding me.

6 Sadistic dishes from around the World.
You thought eating bullfrogs were disgusting? You ain't seen anything yet. I assure you.

7 dumbest things ever done by airport officers.
I LOL'ed. Now remember kids, don't have piercings where the officers can't see them...

6 more creepy urban legends that happen to be true...
... I think Fatal Frame was a little less scary.

7 college scholarships that require no skill to get
I lol'ed a bit, was horrified, and LOL'ed even more.
FORWARD REACTION: Duct Tape + Dick => Duct tape on dick.
BACKWARD REACTION: Duct tape on dick + removal => Semi-removal of dick.
Smart.

9 Terrifying Restaurants
Dick dinners? Corpse sushi? No thanks. Really. I have a weak heart. ; .; Though the modern Toilet restaurant is fun~

6 most terrifying items people collect.
THEY COLLECT WHUT?! SHIt. Feed me to the zombies. Like NOW.

13 things you won't believe are against the law
HEY, WE AREN'T THE FIRST TO BAN INDOOR NUDITITY!!! Opps. I wasn't supposed to be happy am I? Feliciano, I'm looking at you here. Francis, you too.
AND SINGAPORE IS UP THERE! I'M SO PROUD OF YA! X3

5 strange holidays
Wrestling a goose's head off barehanded? I rather eat my cookies and milk, thank you.

8 prodigies.
o.o I wish i was 10% as smart. Any more and I'll be dead.

6 most terrifying allergies
; .; I'll die without electricity.

6 endangered animals that aren't endangered anough.
This one makes lions cuddly. REally. Pandas shouldn't be up on the list though.

WARNING! SQUEAMISH PEOPLE SHOULDn't READ THIS ONE. YOU WILL GET PARANOID. I FUCKING MEAN IT THIS TIME ROUND.

THE ARTICLE IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO WOULD STILL EAT IT, EVEN AFTER KNOWING IT'S SOURCE, SINCE IT MAKES UP SO MUCH OF THE FOOD WE EAT DAILY. URG. THE WIKI EVEN SAYS ITS REAL.

Horrifying Food ADDITIVES.

Really. Not even a summary will be written. Rest Assured, if you usually TTM (think too much), please don't read. You'll be swearing off foods.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:51 AM