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The insanity begins.

Friday, February 27, 2009

LOL. Talking about laws always crack me up.
(all taken from http://www.dumblaws.com/)

Ze Swiss

Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
You may not wash your car on a Sunday.
It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.
It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P. (okayyyy...)
A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.

Sweden

While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

Korea, South

Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists. (WTF?!)

United Kingdom

With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. (Why carrots?)
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
A bed may not be hung out of a window. (this is like, 'duh'.)
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. (WTF!!!)

Australia

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them. (What the fuck?!)
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday. (EDWARD!)
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay. (kay, so killing is better then being gay?)

Greece

All electronic games are banned. (I will DIIIIEEE!!! COMMIT ~~SUICIDE~~ GENOCIDE!)

Canada

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Wooden logs may not be painted.
The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

China

To go to college you must be intelligent. (well, duh... = .=;)

Denmark

Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term. (= .=lll)

When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming. (so someone has to walk in front of your car?)

France

No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon. (DIE DIE DIE! *whacks someone with an ashtray*)

Israel

If you have been maintaining an illegal radio station for five or more years, the station becomes legal.

America : by state

Alabama

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. (nonoNooooo.... He must be a human control officer. Well DUH!)

Alaska

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (*faint*)
No more than six girls may live in any house.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Nononononono!!! My teeth!)

Arkansas

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM (muzzle up yer canines!)

California

City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. (D'aawwww. Doggie, remember to put a leash n collar on me when we leave!)
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
It is illegal to molest butterflies. (MMM, butterflies~)
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street. (Sadded)

Colorado

One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. (tail..light?)

Connecticut

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. (toing)
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Florida

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Owowow, not there! OUCH! How is this going to go anywhere now?! DAMN YOU PORCU----ow.)
It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Uh-huh. Kinky?)
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Chickens are considered a ‘protected species’.
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. (Spirit: FUCK YOU!)

Georgia

Though being forced to close your business is bad enough, Athens-Clarke County forces one to obtain a license before holding a Going-Out-Of-Business sale.
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property.
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy."
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Idaho

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (Expensive for the guy.)

Illinois

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
The English language is not to be spoken.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (= .=;)
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. (Does the rooster even understand?)
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland’s streets.

Indiana

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

Kansas

The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Kentucky

Dogs may not molest cars.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

Louisiana

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

BEHHHx. I'm tired, you can all read it yourselves.

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YTD was fun, ate swensens with liing, jaz & chun. And Chun is soooo damn kawaii. You go girl!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 6:47 AM

Saturday, February 21, 2009

WARNING! THIS IS A POST ABOUT THE ANIME FANDOM. AND YAOI. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, PLEASE LEAVE.
3Q

So what have i been reading recently?
Let's see...

Axis Powers Hetalia (Italy x Holy Roman Empire!)
Kuro Shitsuji 30
Bleach - The Wrath

Eto, ni, san... Yup. That's it.
XD

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Axis Powers Hetalia - What is it?

History. XD though slightly bit skewed to the BL side of course.
Anywayx, all the countries involved with WW2 are depicted as smexy guys with attitude. XD
Its set in ww2, and well, it did give rise to a lot of controversy due to its provocative political backlash... What with Japan (smexy smexy Japan) raping China, (makes for good yaoi) in one of its many fanarts.

Anyway, give it a shot, even if you are not a BL fan. You'll be rooting for Ita-chan and Holy Roman Empire before looong! Britain and England are dicks however, and Prussia is just... weird. France looks like one of the bad guys of reborn (6 funeral wreaths which looks like a cross between Stark and Shunsui). America is so cute (hamburgers can cure his fever!) and Austria is a brat (stupid idiot bullied Ita!). Cute North Ita is cute North Ita. Scary Stalker Holy Roman Empire is scary stalker Holy Roman Empire. Russia looks dumb. Hong Kong and China makes me go "D'awww" and so on. You get the fandom, yes? XD

Fave pairings as of now.
Ita-chan and Holy Roman Empire.
Japan & UK.
Japan & America.
Germany & Italia.
Germany & Prussia.
JAPAN & BUNNIES!!! (not in the sexual way, you retards!)
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Maaaah.... Kuro Shitsuji features my favourite creatures in recent chappies...
CLOWNS AND DOLLS!
Actually. Scrap the Clown part. I'd rather my court jesters. They may seem the same, but they really, really perform different functions in society.

Court Jesters used to be a sort of important people in courts in the past.
As "The Fool", they were allowed to speak about controversial issues to the king, and despite their name, they require more brains then a mere fool, for despite their heightened status, punishment can still be meted out by an offended royalty. Tough job much?
The jester, or rather, The Fool, is the first card of the tarot. And contrary to popular belief, The fool does not represent stupidity, but rather, reckless bravery, innocence, truth, etc. Jesters are often symbolic of common sense and honesty, alongside with bravery to speak out, or to take actions.

That said, the Jester was a noble, but dangerous job. D'awww...

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And i got zilch to say about Bleach. Cept... Ulquiorra is damnned cool!!!! O.o wow. His form is a bat. I wouldn't have known. Always thought that he'd have become a cheetah or sumthing. Well.
WHEN IS IT YACHIRU's FUCKING TIME TO FIGHT?!

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http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/?skip=20&tag=scanlation
Hetalia (useless Italy) <3

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 4:02 AM

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Twilight fans getting waaaay out of hand?

Hands up for Twilight fans I know.
You, you and you.
Will you ever cause injuries to the security guard if he tells you to get in line?
I know I won't. Not even if its Sebastian coming.
I'm not going to MAIM someone just because he/she/it is in my way from seeing the actor of my favourite movie.

I'm going to borrow a term from the mobs on the net (the rational ones) to label such people. Like the Narutards. Or rather, not like the Narutards (all they do is run around in orange, draw 6 lines across their face, cheat using 'jutsus' and try to climb trees and hang off them.), the Twitards, are being being very very irrational.

The Stephen King Interview with USA Weekend

So an established author (note, i say established, not awesome), in this case, Stephen King (SK) makes a rational observation that SMeyers may have more fame, but JK.Rowling has more writing ability.
He goes on to write an anti-thesis (wow, GP now), and says that while that may be true, there is no denying that SMeyers is indeed, "very successful" in her line of work.

Yes, SK may not be a fan of SMeyers, but he did point out correctly that SMeyers, despite her obvious popularity to the tween masses still has much to improve on (stop the dazzling and the perfect, you fucker! If it wasn't for the movie, i wouldn't have known what Edward looked like. Perfect doesn't cut it, cause one person's perfect may be another's arsehole.).

Last time I checked, bestseller does not mean good.
It just means that its top in the charts for selling the most.

And don't tell me majority is right.
Or that quantity = quality.
The last time I checked, slavery was practiced by the majority in the past, and it wasn't RIGHT.
And curse me if i'm wrong, but branded machine manufactered goods are still not as good as designer, made by hand goods.
And anyway, any comment or debate worth SHIT should be backed with proof.
So why do i see comments like this (links are at the bottom of the list)?

Examples:
"I cannot tell you how IRRITATED and MAD I was when I heard that statement! The guy is CLUELESS! I called my mother to RANT about that and once I told her what he said (before I could even tell her my thoughts) she said, "He has No idea what he's talking about! His books are sub par compared to hers!"

"If only Stephen King could get the recognition that Stephanie Meyer did. That's probably what his problem is. Someone else put a modern twist on an old monster story. He obviously can't handle that he is stuck in a rut. Or he wants a ride on the Twilight wave."

"Well, I've read a lot of Stephen King novels. He's written one vamprie novel and it was rubbishhe can't write very vwell anyway, he has good ideas but his books are boring. I bet he's just jealous, I'd love to say that to his face.Have you read Salem's Lot - it's dull and the vampires are liel monster,s it was that good i canmt even remember it"

"All I have to say is "Bite Me" Stephen King!Stephanie is an awesome writer and I adored every single sentence in her saga!I never really cared for Stephen's books. He obviously doesn't know good writing.Long Live Stephanie!!"

"I was so mad about Stephen King talkin smack about Stephenie. First of all his books are soooooo boring!!! Who cares about what he thinks? I don't know why people have to go out of their way to discredit someone. Stephen King is like school in the summer: NO CLASS!!! Ugh!"

"Is that the idiot trying to bring Stephanie down?!?! Ugh...Oh puuuhhhleassseee!!!! Stephanie, pay no attention to him!I think Stephen King is a horrible writer. (I thought that before Twilight) I refuse to read any of his books. I don't know who he thinks he is. Does he really think he has talent? I don't see a website like this for any of his books. I don't know who made him think his thought auctually was revelant to us or Stephanie. I guess he is out of crappy ideas for books. (The Mist?? I mean Really??) And is trying to get some publicity for his stupidity. Hey Stephen! Obviously Stephanie does not care what you think! Go take a creative writing class or something! It just goes to show how great Stephanie is, even when she is attacked, she keeps her head up high like a Lady, and does not even give him the time of day. Go Stephanie! You know you have Talent! Don't let this Idiot bring you down!"

(above is from thetwilightsaga.com.)

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This, I feel, is very childish. You are not giving any reason as to whether he is a good writer, skills wise. The whole point of the interview was HER WRITING IS NOT UP TO STANDARD, not HER STORY SUCKS.

These are two fundamentally different things. The first one is pointing at her skills in writing, and the second, which he did not commit, was to comment that her stories were sucky. Maybe he implied that, (which i felt was true, since Meyers had to imply sex from the first book. Notice i said imply. If she'd wanted all her readers to abstain from sex, she wouldn't have written it in. Obviously she struggled with wanting to write it and forcing herself to bring it back to ground one by telling others its not right.) but I feel, everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

What was most disappointing was that rational adults (http://www.twilightmoms.com/ i always thought they were pretty rational) has also come down hard on Stephen King, saying things like, "I used to like him, now i won't read his books again!", "He wasn't even good to begin with!". http://www.thetwilightsaga.com/ has always been childish to a certain extent. I'm not even going to comment on that.

[link] were the most rational of them all, i guess. The one or two childish comments don't faze me, since most of them aren't working from a fangirl (oh my fucking god, he's critising Meyers the-most-awesome-even-better-then-shakespeares work! He is a heretic, lets all shun him, hate his work! I want to mob him now! He sucks as a writer!) POV. That's why i respect their ideas. [link] didn't have much on that, just random posts with no comments.

Of course, SK could have worded it better (if it had been up to me I'd have said Fuck off, SM.), but hey! o.o; he is human afterall. Like you, like me. And I'm sure you've probably offended someone by not wording things properly before. I'm sure you never meant the way that people thought you did, right?

Of course, on the twilight attacks, it may or may not have been true (i'm not putting any stock in it, since i couldn't find any actual articles yet), so no comment, 'cept for one.
-For every craze that is started up, there'll always be the one or two which goes way to extreme. But this doesn't translate to the whole community, and as such, if they like to read the book, it's their own fucking choice. That said, Twilight fans shouldn't call us non-twilight fans 'stupid', 'horrible taste in movies', 'jealous' (this cracked me up. If I were a vamp, i'll be turning everyone into vamps. Why the fuck will i be torturing myself and abstaining off humans? And anyway, i have awesome friends, awesome parents. Why would i be jealous of Bella? o.o Just coz he's got Edward? I love Sebastian from Kuro Shitsuji, but you don't see me being jealous towards Ciel, do you?), 'monster', 'heartless', 'jerk', 'bitches', among other things.

[link] <--- read mrs emmett cullen's post. It scares me.

Of course the Anti-clan is doing the same thing. Anyway, i resent being called that. I may not widely read, (Raymond E Feist, Celia Friedman, Mercedes Lackey and Ann Mccaffrey are amongst the titles i love - i think you can guess my favourite genre now), but when i post a comment somewhere that the person may be overreacting, i don't expect to be treated like a person with AIDS. Or a person with leprosy(?). Or heaven forbid, a hell-spawn.

And i shall stop here, and not go into the controversial themes (pedophile, sex, loner much?) of Twilight (I hate the book, and some of its fans) and get flamed to no tomorrow. Though undeniably, it is entertaining, with its lack of punctuation, grammar and spell-check.That said, i feel a little better now~ :3

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 4:58 AM

Monday, February 16, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK? WE GETTING PHILOSOPHICAL NOW?

STOP BEING PRETENTIOUS AND GO BACK TO CRAPPING, ARSEHOLE!
*sticks out tongue.*
My blog, my choice on what to write. So there.

So, what multi-million dollar question?
Not the chicken and the egg of course. I'm not interested in that.
Who cares which came first?!
We eat the chicken, and we eat the egg.
The chicken comes from the egg, and the chicken lays the egg. Finito, not important.
Important is we still have chicken to eat.
So there.

THE QN.
What, pray-fucking-tell is our mission in life?!
Or destiny, or fate. Whatever you choose to interpret it.

So what are we here on this fucking planet with health issues to do?
Heal it?
Student: Sire, sire! But we caused it sire! Damn. He's right.

Er... learn to be morally correct!
Student: Sire, Sire!!! But we are morally corrupt! A little bit, but still...
Huh?
Student: See, we exploit - poor people, earth etc etc - for our own gains, Sire! ~~Capitalism breeds greed~~... Oh wait, thats wrong... Greed breeds capitalism, and yada yada yada!
Oh...

Hmmm... To gain enlightenment?
Student: Through what?
Bad things that happen to us?
Student: Do we, sire?
Touche.

To try and help people!
Student: For some, yes. For most...?
...

Then what?
Student: Sire! I have a theory sire!
Out with it, you runt. And stop calling me SIRE. It's 'sir'.
Student: Yes sire! I think we were all put here on earth to be punished, sire!
How so?
Student: It makes sense see. Firstly, if we're being punished, we'd be facing a lot of disasters and what not right? (read: earthquakes, tsunamis, forest fires). Lot's of bad things is going to happen to us as punishment. (read: global warming, recession, retrenchment, whatnots). If we weren't going to be punished, then why do all these bad things to us? Okay, maybe its a test, but isn't this going waaaay overboard? And what can the common man do against corruption?
You are rambling runt.

I think our purpose in life is to:
-eat
-sleep
-shit
-take up some space in the world
-breath in limited air
-and do bad things. (we seem naturally prone to commit... bad stuffs. Like lying.)

Of course, some of us have lofty goals:
- Campaign for world peace!
- Campaign for gay rights!
- Eradicate poverty!
- Help save the world/animals!
- Combat corruption!
- and so on.

Some of us do it for:
- The sake of community.
- The sake of doing good
- Because we feel for them.
- Because it is our responsibility.

While others:
- Do it for fame & glory!
- To ascertain self-worth (i'm guilty of this)
- So that people think good of us! (still guilty)
- Because it affects them too. (still guilty)
- and so on.

So what is my purpose in life?
Ans: To make the best of what i got, make people happy (happy comedic ain't I), to be there for my friends and to crap about global issues superficially and do nothing substantial to help them.

What's yours?

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On a totally unrelated note.
I took the SemeUke test (again) for me & my little kiddies! And here are the results!
Correct assumptions are highlighted in pink~

Miie: Clueless Uke. (i'll never be more then a Uke, will I? *faint*)

Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.

The Clueless Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Wind (would be correct if it was horoscope XD)
Chinese Zodiac: Horse (o.o smart!)
Color: Cloud Blue (my phone!)
Fruit: Starfruit (delicious)
Dessert: Tiramisu (OMG, the author of the quiz stalks me!)
Theme Song: BondS ~kizuna~ by An Cafe

Talos: Don't fuck with me Seme. (this one wasn't surprising o.o)

Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance (he is one of the rogue firsts after all) over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual (I wouldn't know XD).

The Don't Fuck With Me Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Earth
Chinese Zodiac: Ox
Color: Steel (nope, he loves brown)
Fruit: Grapes (he actually likes strawberries. For reasons unknown)
Dessert: Dark Chocolate Brownies
Theme Song: Countdown by Hyde

Krdos: Flaming Uke (o.o I always knew he was GAYYYY!!! XD)

Outgoing, sexy, and intuitive, the Flaming Uke is the first one you would go to for advice, whether it's love, fashion, or how to get the attention of that seme you've been after. Other common traits of the Flaming Uke include being: artistic, clever, self-assured, competitive, determined, ambitious, opportunistic, and jealous.
The Flaming Uke is usually very social and makes friends with just about anyone (even anti-social Talos). They get along best with Chibi Seme, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke, and Romantic Seme, and may clash with the Badass Uke and other Flaming Uke due to their competitive nature.

The Flaming Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Fire
Chinese Zodiac: Tiger
Color: Pink Cherry (one wardrobe of pink victorian clothes. = .=;)
Fruit: Cherries (he says cherries are smexy)
Dessert: Cherries Flambe
Theme Song: Vanilla by Gackt

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:34 AM

Saturday, February 14, 2009

YO FUCKERS!!! MISS MOI?!
Ha.
Now i've a message for Little Cloud.
(anyway, read Blonde Amibition, its nice)

Anyway. I bow to the power of the internet. o.o One blog out of hundreds and still... and still you can find it. Kudos, really to you. Even i can't find Jasmine's blog with the help of google. Fuck it, what kind of search term did you use man?
(meaning 'GIN!!!'! Ichimaru Gin: Whut? I'm in the middle of having hot yaoi with Kenpachi and Kira! Do not disturb!
Yuki: *suffers massive nosebleed)

Suprisingly, (or rather, non-surprisingly), Jasmine was outright amused, and began to troll Google for her own blog with your username. Not so surprisingly, she trolled the fucking net, for fucking long... (Jasmine in possession of body and pc for more then 3mins is long)... She found it! Yay! Of course, that was on the middle of the 8th page. And i wonder why you trolled so far? Paranoid much? *Jasmine sniffles in a corner of her own mind and agrees*

And no, Jasmine does not have a fucking bone to pick with you, because she's fucked up in her mind (she writing in 3rd person should tell you alot), she's just expressing her own opinion.
(Jasmine: I EVEN WATERED IT DOWN FOR GODS SAKE!!!)
That's after her editing it for soooo long. And she forgot about the incident after that.

Then you had to fucking bring it up. Anal much? Now I have to suffer her insane giggles and snorts. *rolls eyes and points at calendar* 1 month has passed by. And Jasmine doesn't desecrate others webpages to commit lulz, and only does that on her own pages, her own website. So if you want fucking permission to debate with her on the intricacies of 'fucked-up-brain", do leave an email. I'll remember to add you as a writer.

Then again, because Jasmine's pea-sized brain, (5 braincells is small), she doesn't have the ability to formulate a fucking-long reply, so you'd have to deal with me and my fucking whatevers.

On the writer's owner: Jasmine is the owner of a fucked-up mind, which has spawned monsters like me and Yukiko. She enjoys Yaoi, Bestiality, tentacles, but condones poor furry art, yuri, MOST SHOTA (toushirou excluded) and RL pron. She doesn't believe in the term of furries, and naturally has OCs who has shapeshifting abilities. She is a stereotypical MARY-SUE with a GOD-BE-DAMNED god complex and believes in Buddhism, while being a free-thinker as well. She rarely trolls, write lulz (she does put herself down alot), nor flame people (okay, she does... once in a while). She thinks the world is one big game, and she tries not to get a game over, nor get bowled over by a dragon-wannabe. She swings from emotion to emotion very quickly, ranging from overly-kawaii (at this point it is time to puke - advice from her creations), to totally crazy. She loves Japan, Japanese culture, Japaness history. She also loves Aztec, Aztec culture, and Aztec history. Most of all she enjoys the blood and gore. Oh, did i mention she loves YAOI? Deal with it.

On the writer himself (now editted and written by JASMINE! HUZZAH!): Talos is the product of my fucked up mind, especially after watching twilight. Before that, he was just some insubstantional creature lurking in the depths of my pea-sized brain. Also known as the sixth braincell, he uses the Fuck word one too often, and attaches it as an affectionate (its not supposed to be affectionate, FUCKER!) term for people. And things. There. YAY!

TEH ACTUAL POST

Done by some fella on the interwebs and written by FUCKED-UP me!

More than 20 means you're uke. Simple.
1-[ ] you like to be consent in everything
2-[/] when a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say
3-[/] you enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
4-[/] you are quite hyperactive
5-[ ] if you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud
6-[/] you love candies or any type of caramel (I prefer confectionary)
7-[/ ] you like making others blush
8-[/] you sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand (hand? no, i hug it in my semeish ways. )
9-[ ] you’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[/] you like romantic- funny anime
11-[/] between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L
12-[/] you have listened “an café”
13-[ ] you like listening to it (the above band)
14-[ ] you have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[ ] you are innocent and a little clumsy
16-[/] you smile at kitties
17-[ ] you usually say –kawaii-
18-[/] you like plushies
19-[ ] between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[/] you hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot (IDK, IDC)
21-[/] you have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[/] you have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[/] you cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[ ] you have used a very feminine dress or shirt
25-[/] you call your pets with cute names
26-[/] you believe that yaoi/yuri is the best(YURI SUX THO)
27-[/] you're easily to convince
28-[ ] some men scare you
29-[/] you have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] you have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers
31-[/] sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[/] you’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[ ] when a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[/] you like j-pop
35-[/] you have cried for more than one movie/TV series
36-[ ] you watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[/] you smile with no reason
38-[ ] you usually are very positive
39-[ ] when there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[ ] you usually don’t understand what your parents say

(computing results....

24/40)

Whoa! Closet Uke! WHOOTS!!! XD
Simply said, i like letting others do all the work. That's what semes do, don't they! HUZZAH!!!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 4:13 AM

Friday, February 13, 2009

Well... I discovered this really fun thing!!! XD
Okay. Its not that fun.
I don't know what i'm so high about = .=;

Hahax, but it's supposed to make me write better... so... hmm...
oh well lets see... What does fire make you think of?

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A little girl sat in a dark corner, an empty and tattered book in hand. A drop of crimson blood fell from her forehead, and onto the yellowed pages, where it spread slowly, a drop of red blossoming on the crinkled page. Panicking, the girl tried to rub the stain off, a tear falling from her eye to mix with the stain.

A flash of light shone from the book, and the girl, blinked, surprised. The pages began to whirl around her, red upon blue, blue upon purple, a flurry of colours that made her head spin. She yelped as blue flames licked up her arms, not burning her, but giving her a warm fuzzy feeling, healing her wounds, as they washed over her body.

Tentatively, the girl reached out a finger, to prod the playful flames, and the flames prodded back, seemingly to have a life of its own. Before long, the flames had finished its job, and retreated into the center of the room, crowding together into a form that looked suspiciously human. The flames consolidated into a solid form, a tall man-like creature with horns, who looked at her, with naught but pity.

He strode towards her, hand out-stretched, and picked her up, smirking a little as the girl giggled in surprise. Tickling her soft blonde locks, he stuck some stray strands behind her pointed ears.

"I'm Talos. Talos Gryfalcron of the First Children." He spoke, baritone voice reverbrating through the dusty room.

"Adeliede. Adeliede Jadeyl... Fae... Princess." she replied shyly, voice soft and melodious.

"Let this be our secret, Adeliede?" He smiled, patting her on her tiny head, and pulls the dark energies into himself, preparing to leave. "Let's take you home now... to your family and... to the Guardians..."

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It made me think of Talos!!! Talos of the fire, and Adeliede, of the water. The Fae Princess and the rogue First. XD Them and their saaaad story. I love sad endings... *sniffles* There's a reason as to why i'm the GOD/GODDESS of TRAGEDY ya know. XD

In short, they fell in love, but during the Fae war, Talos came too late to save Adeliede, who had sacrificed herself to save the rest of the Fae and Guardians, and to bring back the GODDESS. YAY! XD LOVES!!! LOL. I intend to write out their story in bits and pieces, for Jack Ranger and Rika Frosst to tell(bards in DA, former Guardians). The history is already up, on the website... (not that anyone cares) coz i finally found the urge to write something more substantiable then essays upon essays and RPs.

Especially since... Oh i don't know. Hack it.

I'm going to art soon, so tadas!!!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 10:18 PM

Thursday, February 5, 2009

魔杰座...

该怎么说呢？

年头的时候，我花了$10跟我朋友买下了周杰伦的《魔杰座》...
(不是她讨厌周杰伦，而是因为她有两个一模一样的专辑)
说真的，不是有太多的期望啦... （因为他的歌不是我爱听得）

意外的... 这次很特别哦！
（很喜欢怪怪的旋律之类的东西）
听久了就爱上了哦！

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:09 AM

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SEMI-SANE POST???
IF YOU ARE, CONGRATS!!! YOU MAY LEAVE NOW, COZ THIS POST IS GOING TO BE FULL OF USELESS CRAP THAT HAS ONLY RELEVANCE TO roleplaying.

BYE BYE, AND THANKS FOR DROPPING BY!!!
NORMAL POSTS WILL RESUME IN 2 DAYS TIME.

Yep, with the disclaimer done...
That said... O.o why are you still around?

Hahax... but really, i'm going to back up my profile with a convincing realm of existence, aka, the seelie, unseelie and sidhe courts. Hence this nice post written to keep me on track as i provide comical relief for the 4 main characters. SAY YEAH!

Back to business...
Because I was so influenced by Holly Black, Feist and Eion Colfer, my poor little changeling (also their fault, usually I would have chosen some awesome shapeshifter thing) had a not so happy past. And because of that, my poor little changeling, is not on good terms with the sidhe. AWWW...

Even so, I'm using the hierarchy based off Shakespeare's a midsummer's night, rather than traditional faerie lore, since all the information i've found are about individual types of faes and not the system in which they reside. So, since I've read all 4 books, i have a very rough idea what my courts are about, who resides where and how they act XD

AAAANYWAYX.
My character summarised...
Name: Miru Sorath/ Miru Snowsong(Fae)
Age: 15
Height: 1.03m/15kg
Race: Puka changeling
Job type: Thief/Mage
Status: Wandering Mage
Likes: Sweetmeats, shiny stuffs, animals, kids
Hates: Evil people, but not dark magick
Ability: close-combat, rune and fae magicks, sorceror magicks

SEELIE COURT
The Bright Queen/Queen of Light: Titania
The Queen's Consort: Oberon
Bard: True Tom
WINTER/SUMMER/AUTUMN/SPRING
Faes: Tanuki, Bogle, Brownie, leprechaun, Dryad, Dwarf, Elf, Gnomes, Huldra, Imps, Mermaids, Naiad, Pixies

UNSEELIE COURT
The Fool(king): Ariel
The King's Consort
Faes: Boggart, each uisge (water horse), Goblin, Hobgoblins, Kelpies, Orcs, Redcap, Trolls, Wraith, Ogre, Erlking

UNAFFLIATED (aka others)

NEUTRAL
Kitsune, Domovoi, Drow, Gremlin, Koblods, Nix, Kappa, Banshee, Sphinx, Harpy, Satyr, Siren, Giant, Elementals

UNKNOWN
Morgan, Basilisks, Ondines, Dragons, Selkie, Cerebus, Minotaur, Genie, Jinn, Bahamut, Fallen Angels, Fenrir, Roc, Vampires, Were-people, Shifter

Natural Good
Centaur, Gryphon, Hippogriff, Centaur, Puka, Pegasus, 4 gods

Natural Bad
Chimera, Gorgon, Lamia, Fafnir, Undead

*races listed are typical of the class they are categorised under, and does not mean that all of the particular race belongs to that group.

Sidhe - Magical creatures. Usually refers to the sprites and members of the seelie and unseelie courts, rather then their more common magical counterparts. Sidhe's usually use trickery and glamorie.

Seelie court - Also known as the Bright Court, this court is held by the Bright Lady, also known as the Bright Queen. Members of the seelie court are fickle and mischevious, and although not malevolent by nature, sometimes feast on human blood/flesh. That being said, most Seelie courts attempt to keep peace with their darker counterparts, by sending their paladin/champion, as a tithe to each other. The exchanged paladins are expected to abide by the laws of either court, never to return, until, or unless, the oath has been broken, or they are set free.

Unseelie Court - The dark courts. Led by the Fool, or the Dark Lady. These fae are malevolent, unlike their fairer counterparts, and are vengeful and evil. The complete opposite of members of the seelie court. Seelie court races and Unseelie court races are interchangable, the only difference is their affinity towards vengefulness. More often than not, members of the Unseelie court are adepts at the dark arts. The Fool leads the Wild Hunt.

Runic Magicks - Magick runes carved onto material, eg. rocks etc etc to form spell sources for users. Little/no magick is needed to activate them. Strength of possible magick that can be stored depends on the type of materials used.

The most common are small stones or rocks, their availability making them the most ideal. However, they can only be used to store low-level spells, and can only be used a few times. Ideal materials depend on the type of spells being stored, eg. Onyx would be compatible with dark magicks, emeralds would be compatible with earth/plant or healing magicks. Some gemstones, like Diamonds and Obsidian, both rare, are suitable for all kinds of magicks, especially those which require more then one attribute. Usually, they are used as materials for staffs and equipment.

Strength of runic objects is also dependent on the purity and flawlessness of the material used. A flawed material would be less effective, while an unpure material could be better for spells requiring multiple attributes. Adepts of the craft may pull energy from their surroundings, and create runes without the use of a medium.

Fae Magicks - Traditional fae magicks require fairy dust as a medium. Fae magicks are usually of illusions, mainly glamorie and trickery is used. Seduction and fear is also sometimes used. Generally speaking, fae magicks messes with the enemie/victim's perception and senses. Although considered novice magicks by some, fae magick is much stronger then the average illusion that most adepts of the monk/sorceror/witch/druid can summon.

Sorceror Magicks - Usually offensive, ranges from light magicks to necromancy. Can summon familiars, and magicks usually contain manipulation of the powers to some kind of effect. Able to summon and bind demons to their will, and have an affinity with mythical creatures, especially those of the night.

Puka - Pukas are naturally able to shapeshift into any creature, mythical or otherwise, including other fae. In doing so, Pukas' gain the abilities and disabilities of the shape they have taken. Eg. if a puka shifts into a goat, it can't sprout wings and fly, nor run very fast. During a shift, pukas are the most vulnerable, as they are at their weakest. This is also true for the period of time after a shifting, although recovery time is dependent on the individual. As such, most pukas travel in pairs and shift as little as possible.

Pukas usually have different quirks, that are inheirited through their main form, given through birth and always randomised. Puka offsprings usually show their main forms in week 5. All pukas are dark-furred or haired in their transformations, and although mischevious, pukas are generally helpful, appearing to travellers or prophecy fulfillers to guide them. Some pukas have a natural tendency and affinity towards children, and rarely would a puka abandon its child to be a changeling. Puka's are by nature family based.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 6:38 AM

Monday, February 2, 2009

Meep... I joined the Pet Society gang???!!!
Hahax, Facebook is as much a part of my life as roleplaying is now (& icq was).

Hahax, my online life just began all that brighter, happier and cuter, what with people like Hunter_Killer (former RP-ing trainer) putting me on his VIP list and reserving me a space in his epic RP based off a four part canterbury tales-styled poem about the four horsemen of the apocalypse, one that i had the luck to read before anyone else (with the exception of his teacher) has.

Anywayx, signing for his RP had me killing some random plot bunnies, as after I'd finished typing the whole close to 1000word profile.... THE DAMN WEBSITE LOGGED ME OFF!!!
I had to retype the entire thingy ALL over again... Luckily this time i remembered to save the damned bulk of words before pressing reply, so i didn't have to write a THIRD time. Whew.

Anyway, i spend at least 2 hours on facebook everyday. I checked. I even counted and divided it, to be fair. And my most often used application last month? Zoosk. Its an online friend making/date finding site, and I've found more than one (read: 2 AND ABOVE!!!), friend (guys) who chatted willingly with me, and kept correspondence. I've already exchanged emails with 6 people and phone no. with 3. Alvin and Nexus are the ones i keep in touch with though. Although most Zoosk users either use lame (read: OLD) pickup lines or the standard 'wink wink' (which i all ignored), there have been some awesome dudes (all older) who've been really fun, and made my FACEBOOK-ing experience so much more awesome. THANK YOU NEXUS!!! YOU TOO ALVIN!!!

Moving on, I've also joined the app, Pet Society, seems to be a fun app, what with cute graphics, pets and all. I named mine Krdos, considering that i couldn't make up a bull like visage for my dear Talos... Sadded. Even so.... I hope to give it a comfy life, coz Krdos is also my <3's!!!

Other apps? Hmm... I use the bookshelf app, fishing app, rock app and now gang app quite a lot too, haha, but i think Zoosk and Pet Society will remain at the top of the list XD

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 2:47 AM