TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

The insanity begins.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

天啊，天啊...
当天的电影表里有这么多的选择...
但偏偏...

偏偏好死不死，竟然...

竟然看本土电影？！

真的真的是因为撞倒电线杆了啦...
怎么？
你问我好不好看？

好。
一个字：烂。

呸，我连续看了两部...
两部的烂电影了leh！

两个都是别人说‘很好看’，‘值得看’，和‘应该看’。

天...
要折磨我也不是这样吗...
你们向害死我吗？！

整部戏‘鸟’来‘蛋’去的，
一下子杀‘鸡’，一会儿吃‘鸭’，
‘下垂’又‘香肠猪肉丸’的...

最恐怖的是...
BDSM都跑出来啦！
还有，从五跳，不，是跌，下去不会死吗？！
导演，要不要试试看？？？
天啊...

比《义难忘》还恐怖好不好？！

天啊．．．
Oh my 神、Oh my 空, OH MY F****** GODDESS!!!
OH TEH HORROR OF IT ALL!!!

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tobecontinued...

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 4:51 AM

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

嘿哟！

说实在的，最近可真的太太太无聊了啦！
电视上没什么戏好看，书也没什么好读，
连做白日梦都显得有些无聊了... =口=;;;

好怀念icq的日子哦！
至少每天上网时都知道有人在等我谈天...
说穿了，我是一个很attention seeking的自闭儿童哦！（汗）
但只限于上网时而已啦...

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呸呸呸，明天又要踢球了...
什么踢球吗？！
是要我给人家踢吗？！
可爱的老师呀，不要再为难我了啦！
（汗）

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最近好像越来越像疯子了，
在网上又吼又骂有杀人的，
但感觉真的是级爽的哦！

谈到疯子样，塔罗斯就是我可爱的代言人牛啦！
整天“负克”来，“发克”去的，
真没教养！
塔罗斯：他妈的！还不是你教出来的？！

=口=；；；
呸呸呸，我确实是生了你，但养你的可是克罗多斯哦！
要怪人，怪他去!
别扯到我身上来，我可是“无辜”的... 嘿嘿嘿！
塔罗斯：对啦，生到连我生日都不懂！呸，没用的妈！
偶：呸！做神就万能啊？！神也会有健忘症的呗！

说到生日，再多三天就18岁了...
好老哦！！！
天... 一眨眼，18年就这样过了...
这些年，竟然什么“伟大”的事都没做过...

天啊，连“恋爱”都没谈过好不？！
跳略跳略，将多就伤心... 5555...

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突然想要去读《三国志》。
却没想过要读《三国演义》。

因为《义》里的人都被严重丑化了啦！
想到他们丑化周瑜就超不爽的！
而且不是长像上的丑化，
（拜托，又没有画给你看，你又知道周郎被他们“画”丑了哦？！）
是形象上的丑化！

简单说，诽谤啦！
想到就是不爽，反正我就是反《蜀》就对啦！
刘备，诸葛亮，张飞，关羽...
就是讨厌！

呸！
我还想读《宫本武藏》呢！

（这纯属是个人意见）
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fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 1:53 AM

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

自闭自闭ing!

看了大师的作品后...
除了自闭，还是自闭！
天啊！他/她的程度...
我何时何日才能跃入他们的境界啊啊啊啊啊啊？！

她是谁？

Momoco蛋生 aka 许佳，现任“卡通王”编编！！！
因为我仰慕她...
不不不！！！
是爱她才对...
所以我坚持不要把她美美的画放上来...

因为人家她画的男人太太太美了啦！！！

看了小心傻掉哦！

我超超爱她的画风的...
但相信也只有我喜欢吧... （汗）
但绝对不是因为她画的BL很好看哦！！！
绝对是因为她的画风和人物...

好啦！也因为她的小西的BL啦！

反正，以我这种三脚猫功夫...
怎么可以说自己是画家？！
呸呸呸！
真是惭愧啊！

哈哈，多说你也不了解...
去参观参观一下吧？
momoco大人的网站

说真的，momoco大人在我离开了“卡通王”的美丽世界后，
（因为编编们不肯继续连载《我的同桌是长发》的关系）
经历了很多不愉快的事情...
说一现在可怜的小西，浓妆大人们都不常出现了...

下一个他呢...

是deviantart里我一个很爱很爱的画家。
Endling大人。

他的画风跟momoco大人一样，别出一致（？），
跟大家很不同，却有一种很独特的风格，让我一看见，就爱不释手。
血腥又可爱，恐惧中参杂了一种天真，跟momoco大人很像，
却感觉上又很不一样呢...

Endling大人在我没有网际网络的时候也过的不是很好哦...
这阵子“安得令”大人生了一场很重的病，结果去开刀了！
真得差点把他的网迷给吓翻了田...
50%的成功率也！

还好，还好，“安得令”大人在三天前又回到了网迷们的radar，
又开始创作了！
当然，身体比较重要，大家都好关心他哦！

记得看到他女朋友在自己的journal上报告大人的讯息时，
很多人都在询问他的近况。
也有很多人，因为知道他的医疗费不便宜，
甚至还举行义卖，来为可怜的安大人负医药费...

是真是假不重要，重要的是，deviantart的user们都很有爱心！

好了，今天就到此为止。

但说真的，以华文来表达我想说的话...
真的好舒服哦！

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:30 AM

Monday, January 19, 2009

I'm BAAACKKK!!! Anyone missed meh?
Talos: No one cares.

Shut up, Talos. XD

Anyway, where was I?
Ahhh! I know.

I'm IN LOVE!!!
Whhoots! Guess who???

Hero Jaejoong!
Waah, his hair damn nice can?
SOOOO pretty!!!
And damn cute too... XD
Clumsy JaeJae XD

Sorryx... Brain going haywire already.
But srsly, his hair is super, duper nice.
Like anime character like that.

XD Actually not so crazy over him de...
But just know accidentally saw this NC-17 Jae yaoi thing,
And my heart just fluttered away~

I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for Yaoi.
But seriously, a uke JaeJae is like... *shiny eyes*

XD

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Talos oneshot

You were my light,
My only tie to the living.
You were my saviour,
The only kind soul amongst the uncaring.

You were the only one,
Who ever took her time to see;
Beneath the apathetic mask,
A broken and discarded me.

Where my heart was cracked,
You healed with a touch;
A warm breath on my cheek.

You were the angel,
That heaven discarded.
Their loss,
My gain.

A freak I was,
Neither an Angel nor a Demon.
A half and half,
Despised by all, accept one.

But fate had ways of killing me,
More ways then one,
Many ways then one.

Remember our first meeting?
You said I was an Angel.
The sky was blood-red,
Eerie, and haunting.
Like your blood in my dreams,
Taunting me, burning me.

The place where you died,
Was...
Was the place that we'd met.
Ironic isn't it?

My fault, as always.
I thought you would be safe,
Without me by your side.

But how wrong was I.
Stupid me.
Stupid me.

It was too late,
I was too late.
He was too strong,
And i was just a useless half-breed.
Don't hate me please?
Please don't hate me...

Why did you cry?
Your tears hurt...
It hurts so much...
The light...
It hurts.

The day you died...
Did you know that it was my birthday?
Did you?
No...
But he did.
He wanted me to suffer.
He wanted you to suffer.

My fault,
My fault.
As always,
Forever.

You had so much ahead of you,
So much life and laughter...
But I took it away,
I took them away.

I dug my heart out for you,
You know?
I buried it beside you,
In the place that you said you'd love to be buried.
The beautiful meadow.
It's no longer bright and sunny though.

Will you forgive me?
I am no longer a creature of the light...
The night corrupts me day by day,
And i cannot find any strength to fight it off...
Not without you by my side.
I'm alone, and its eating me alive.

You will forgive me won't you?
I saw you in the light.
The light that I'll never be able to go back to.
You know I love you don't you?
I'm so sorry...

I love you...

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:15 AM

Yo FUCKERS!

Miss me?!
Jasmine: No one misses you ok? They miss me. XD And my little darlings.

ON JASMINE

Shut up, baka-host. I wasn't talking to you anyway. What kind of name is 'Adaleide' anyway? Stupid excuse for a name. I refuse to love a MORTAL with a stupid name. She ~~sounds like a retard on crack~~. Wait, she IS a retard on crack. Fuck, I hate her. I hate me. I hate JASMINE. FUCK YOU, JASMINE!!!!

ON RUGBY

That and... YLING actually created a series of ~~beings~~ creatures for her T-shirt thingy. They look like rugby balls. RUGBY BALLS FOR GODS SAKE!!! Damn her. XD But its cute anyway. Fuck. I didn't just say that, did I? Scrap that.

On TWILIGHT

I flipped through it, and it's like boring like FUCK. I don't even see what's funny. There's no sex, no sex, and NO SEX! Damn. I hate books with no sex. That and it doesn't even have a plot!!! Not to mention I'm waaaaay more fuckin' badass then the James creature. Or Victoria. Fuck.

THE END.
JASMINE: I am not patching or whatever with blackie! There's nothing to PATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE OKAY!!!! And I love DBSK. WHOOT!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 2:43 AM

Friday, January 16, 2009

Fuck. I'm toot-sy. Anyone care to give me what that means?
The bloody dictionary-thesarus thing didn't have the explanation... :X
And Jasmine couldn't tell me anything about it either.

TL;DR begins here with parody and extreme spelling errors XD

n full stops are nt important neither are exclamation marks
Fuck learn how to spel and puntuate properly can and captilise all your DAMN i
and i am not fuckin tootsy or watever at leasti write in proper el most of teh time with proper puntuation and wadevar beh

TL;DR ends.
FUCK... I had a headache typing that. = .=;
Anyway, I'm offended o.o.
If only slightly.

But still...

ANYWAY!!!
I'm going to put up the story of the 10th house, OPHIUCHUS here! WHEEE!

OPHIUCHUS the serpent wrestler

The Story
Asclepius
The Serpent Wrestler represents Asclepius, the God of Healing. He was the son of Apollo and Coronis, the daughter of King Phlegyas of the Lapiths. While pregnant with Asclepius, Coronis had an affair with a guy called Ischys.

A Crow Carries Bad News
Apollo must have had some suspicions, because he had set a crow to watch over Coronis. At this time all crows were pure white, but when the crow flew to Apollo to tell him that his beloved was unfaithful to him, Apollo in his fury turned the crow to raven black. He blamed the crow for not keeping her lover away from Coronis.

Saving the Child
Apollo had his sister Artemis slay Coronis with her arrows. Too late he repented of his anger. The body of Coronis was being burned on her funeral pyre. Nevertheless, Apollo had his brother Hermes cut the infant Asclepius out of Coronis womb. The boy was given to the centaur Chiron to be reared.

How Asclepius Got His Medicines
It is said that the goddess Athena gave Asclepius two vials of blood from the Gorgon Medusa, who had been slain by the hero Perseus with Athena's aid. Blood from the right side of Medusa's body restored life. Blood from the left side was poisonous. Others say that Asclepius gained the power to restore life from a herb which a serpent used to restore to life another serpent that Asclepius had killed with his heel or his staff.

Restoring the Dead to Life
Asclepius began to use his power to restore the dead with great enthusiasm. It is said that he restored to life, Hippolytus the son of Theseus, who died when his chariot crashed and who has been identified with the constellation of Auriga. Another to whom Asclepius restored life was Glaucon, the son of King Minos of Crete, who died by drowning in a vat of honey. Yet another whom Asclepius restored to life was the great hunter Orion, who died of a scorpion sting, because he had offended the goddess Artemis.

Emptying the Land of the Dead
In fact Asclepius was restoring so many people to life that the Realm of the Dead was becoming depopulated. Hades, the God of the Underworld, whom the Romans knew as Pluto, complained to Zeus about the loss of the dead. Everyday Hades had fewer and fewer subjects over whom to rule.

Slowing Down the Doctor
So in response to the pleas of Hades, Zeus struck down Asclepius with a thunderbolt. Apollo was infuriated by the slaying of his son, and took his revenge by slaying the three one-eyed beings called Cyclopes who forged Zeus' thunderbolts. So to appease the anger of Apollo, Zeus revived Asclepius and set him in the sky as the constellation of Ophiuchus.

Rebirth of the Serpent
The Serpent Wrestler is a symbol of health and healing because of the connection with the serpent, which was a symbol of rebirth in the classical culture. It was thought that the serpent was reborn when it shed its skin each spring.

More constellation stories can be found here...

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 1:38 AM

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

YAY, FUCKERS! The topic for today is Star/Solar signs. So deal with it, or leave. =P NADA!!!

First off... What is your zodiac sign? Not the animals, mind you! The ZODIAC, with all your capricon-ish and Virgo-ness. Yes? No? O.o I hope you know your own star signs...
There's no need to know your ascendent stars or whatever, because I'm only going to point out interesting facts about the ZODIAC as we know it.

XD

Well, we all know our zodiac signs and what they mean. For example, Saggis are wanderers, Tauruses are stubborn and Scorpio can be vengeful. True? Not true?
And we know that there are only 12 zodiac signs... Right?

NO! XD

Well, at least it holds true for conventional western astrology.
In fact, the 'real' solar zodiac, has 13 signs, with Ophiuchus, the un-recognised 10th house of the Zodiac. This also means that for people whose birthdays lie between the 30 of November to the 17 December, You have a different zodiac!
Real solar Zodiac

ANYway, the current zodiac system that we are using, with the conventional 12 signs, (of which 2 signs, namely Aquarius and one other, were added at a much later date) is also known as the Tropical Zodiac, a place rife with debates amongst the astrologers. XD

So why are we where we are today? And what's with the difference in dates?

Well, according to astrologers, every 70 years, our zodiac dates shifted one day ahead. And we are here today because... Tropical Zodiac, which bases its system on the seasons, has nothing to do with the stars today, as compared to ancient times. As such, the big difference.

Shocking? No?

Well, let me introduce you to the LUNAR zodiac.
XD

The representative of the LUNAR zodiac would be the Verdic Zodiac, a Hindu lunar zodiac system. And like the Chinese astrology, instead of the 12 houses that we are familiar with, it has 28 houses, corresponding with the 28 constellations.

That and according to the Verdic Zodiac, there is 18, even though some astrologers believe that there are now 20.

So what does it mean for us actually?
Actually, nothing much, but as you compare and contrast the different results for your birthday under the various Zodiac systems, e.g. Egyptian, Aztec, Babylonian, Tropical, Greek, some of it overlaps, and it is actually quite fun!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 3:24 AM

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Shhh... I'm going to let you in on a little little secret of mine...

I love poetry. Especially the meaningful, thoughtful ones.

Don't tell Jasmine I said that. She'd laugh.

Anyway, heartless bastard that I am, I... ahem... no, Jasmine, found this sentimental crap to share with ya all. Enjoy.

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Don't be fooled by me.
Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask,
a thousand masks,
masks that I'm afraid to take off,
and none of them is me.

Pretending is an art that's second nature with me,
but don't be fooled,
for God's sake don't be fooled.
I give you the impression that I'm ~~secure~~,
that all is ~~sunny and unruffled~~ with me,
within as well as without,
that ~~confidence~~ is my name and ~~coolness~~ my game,
that the ~~water's calm and I'm in command~~ and that I ~~need no one~~,
but don't believe me.
My surface may seem smooth but my surface is my mask,
ever-varying and ever-concealing.
Beneath lies no complacence.
Beneath lies confusion,
and fear,
and aloneness.
But I hide this.
I don't want anybody to know it.
I panic at the thought of my weakness exposed.
That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind,
a nonchalant sophisticated facade,
to help me pretend,
to shield me from the glance that knows.

But such a glance is precisely my salvation,
my only hope,
and I know it.
That is, if it's followed by acceptance,
if it's followed by love.
It's the only thing that can liberate me from myself,
from my own self-built prison walls,
from the barriers I so painstakingly erect.
It's the only thing that will assure me of what I can't assure myself,
that I'm ~~really worth something~~.
But I don't tell you this.
I don't dare to,
I'm afraid to.
I'm afraid your glance will not be followed by acceptance,
will not be followed by love.
I'm afraid you'll think less of me,
that you'll laugh,
and your laugh would kill me.
I'm afraid that deep-down I'm nothing
and that you will see this and reject me.

So I play my game,
my desperate pretending game,
with a facade of ~~assurance~~ without and a trembling child within.
So begins the glittering but empty parade of masks,
and my life becomes a front.
I tell you everything that's really nothing,
and nothing of what's everything,
of what's crying within me.
So when I'm going through my routine
do not be fooled by what I'm saying.
Please listen carefully and try to hear what I'm not saying,
what I'd like to be able to say,
what for survival I need to say,
but what I can't say.

I don't like hiding.
I don't like playing superficial phony games.
I want to stop playing them.
I want to be genuine and spontaneous and me
but you've got to help me.
You've got to hold out your hand
even when that's the last thing I seem to want.
Only you can wipe away from my eyes
the blank stare of the breathing dead.
Only you can call me into aliveness.
Each time you're kind,
and gentle,
and encouraging,
each time you try to understand because you really care,
my heart begins to grow wings--
very small wings,
very feeble wings,
but wings!

With your power to touch me into feeling
you can breathe life into me.
I want you to know that.
I want you to know how important you are to me,
how you can be a creator--an honest-to-God creator--
of the person that is me if you choose to.
You alone can break down the wall behind which I tremble,
you alone can remove my mask,
you alone can release me from my shadow-world of panic,
from my lonely prison,
if you choose to.
Please choose to.

Do not pass me by.
It will not be easy for you.
A long conviction of worthlessness builds strong walls.
The nearer you approach to me
the blinder I may strike back.
It's irrational,
but despite what the books say about man
often I am irrational.
I fight against the very thing I cry out for.
But I am told that love is stronger than strong walls
and in this lies my hope.
Please try to beat down those walls
with firm hands but with gentle hands
for a child is very sensitive.

Who am I,
you may wonder?
I am someone you know very well.
For I am every man you meet and
I am every woman you meet.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:16 AM

Sunday, January 11, 2009

...
*hears whispers*
open... school... homework... You?...

School...
...

SCHOOL??!!
!!!

LOLx, but seriously, I'm going to die... a very very horrible death tomorrow.
Pray for me people...
Especially you, Talos!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 3:45 AM

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

On the serious side after 3 nonsensical posts...
I've been literally KO'ed by homework. They used the STRESS attack, and I'm going crazy. O.o

Serious. I have an over-tendency to swear and curse when I'm stressed and out of it, and dreaming of a giant man-eating shellfish in recent days is not helping matters. Same goes for dreaming about vampires who keep trying to... ... The burn-in-UV type of course.

Anyway, lack of sleep + homework + impending doom = Talos, Krdos and Jasmine on crack. Posts from now on mean totally nothing, cept for self amusement and to bump post count. Anyway, on to the posty!

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XD I'm RUNNING AWAY!!!
Yep! You heard me! I'm going somewhere----
*shifty eyes*

The Yagisawa family have this obsessive-compulsive behavior that makes them go on looooong vacations. The last one to do so was Yuki, and before that, Miru, and before that, Kawa. Makes sense that i should too! yay!

So while I'm gone, I'll leave Talos in charge, with the help of the other DA-ians of course. That is, you'll see quite a lot of Suzu, Kawa, Kina, YUKIKO, Yuki, Ko and of course, webmaster Talos. If you hadn't realised already, Talos has a very VERY bad attitude. So... *bows slightly*, I'm sure he doesn't mean to slight anyone of course, but do ignore him kx?

Of course, that doesn't mean I'll be out of touch anyway. Any queries, and such, will be redirected to me via the cuddly Talos and I'll reply you ASAP. Which means... I'll mostly be out of touch by phone, msn, hotmail, even ICQ. Means I dun wanna talk to ya.

JK. It just means I'm too busy fornicating with a badass daemon/dark fae to have any energy to answer you. So there. *snuggles Talos and Krdos tightly* (\/,,,)

Well, I'll still be around IRL. That means, when I'm talking to you, because I don't want Krdos and Talos to scare you. Or nom nom you either.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:01 AM

Noooooooo.... I wanna die... i wanna die....

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!

Damn homework kept putting me out of commission... They're at a fuckin' level 101 for goddess' sake! What are you looking at me like that for?

*narrows eyes*

You're thinking at I'm weak aren't you???!!! Hah! I'm going to tell you, I, Talos the Destructive, is never WEAK!!! MUAhahahahahahahaha...
What did you mean by what level am I???

*checks status bar*
Oh shit... Ummm, waaay level higher then my host's of course. What do you mean you don't believe me?!

*random voice from nowhere*
Yukiko: BULLSHIT! You're only level 51, and Jasmine is 89!

Shut it, you fuckin' fox-goddess wannabe!
Anywayx, damn homework is killing me.
Why the fuck do we need to understand tiny floating atomic-shit and weird formulaes is beyond me.
My host can't survive on all that!
Or can she? Damn.

Whatever, fuck it. My host is on vacation with some kick-ass vampire from somewhere and left me with this pile of.... This pile of abdomination. *tries to burn it*

NOOOOO!!! Why wouldn't it burn, WHY WOULDN"T IT BUUUUU___RN!!!!!

*random voice again*

Suzuki: Because you are stupid. Didn't you know homework came with the anti-destruction package installed in them? You'll have to destroy them the old-fashioned way.

What? What way! Tell me quick!!!

Suzuki: Using this. *produces a pen* Go on, get to it.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------------------------------

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 3:09 AM

Ya'll may have been guessing.

Who the fuck are you?! What the fuck have you done with my friend/enemy/pet/owner?! Where the fuck did you come from?! What's it with you and "fuckin"?!

Meh, mortals and their curiousity.
I wonder why they don't mind their damn business.
Well, since Jasmine never let's me do anything without giving a proper introduction... Something about having to give people warnings before i shock them or something.

SO HERE's MY FUCKIN' INTRODUCTION YOU FUCKERS!
You may call me a the devil, a dark fae, an un-seelie, dark presence...
Rest assured, they're all right, and all wrong. Anyway, i'm anything and everything except sweet and nice. In your terms, daemon.

Talos the Destructive, is my name. Not my real one of course, daemons never tell you their true names. Talos the Destructive just happened to be a name i chanced upon my first arrival to the world. Not that it's nice or anything, but it fit me. So there.

My other names? Hmm... tough... Well... My minions called me Amael, the other daemons call me Toharon. The Daemon king calls me Saxiel, Lucifer calls me Enurici. Some others call me Vral, but the best I've heard? Bastard. Says the person who'd obliterated his world 5 times over. And kissed my sword 13 times too. XD IN YOUR FACE MORENTHRAL!
Moving on...

I've done nothing to your friend/enemy/pet/owner. She ran away with a rogue vampire in her dreams. So you're stuck with me. Apparently... *reads off a note*

Abdominations! Evil! Blasmephy! ... I shall be leaving. With a real vampire. With fangs. And burn-in-UV syndrome. BYE! And I'll leave Talos here to exterminate TWILIGHT-ians.

There. See, she left. Moving on...

I came from heaven with little ponies prancing about. *rolls eyes*
Fuck it?! Where else can a demon come from?! Hell of course! Deepest, darkest part. With the licking flames and screaming and all.

What's me and "fuckin"? It's fun of course. It makes me sound badass too. Not to mention fuckin' is an activity that only humans can actually experience. And its niiiice.

Now, FUCK OFF.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 2:30 AM

Friday, January 2, 2009

Another mindless rant. Again.

About... Drumroll please!
*dun dun dun dun dun dun*
TWILIGHT!!!

Yes, it's been a constant source for lolx and lulz and extreme fluffyness, what with all the 'I wanna be a vamp coz it's cool!' fangirls, and 'I wanna be a vamp so my girlfriend won't talk about Edward Cul-fucking-len!' not-so-fan boys.

Yes, I admit. I'm obsessed. Not over the series of ~~novels~~, ~~books~~, ~~fiction,~~ written words mind you. Its the people. I'm obsessed over the race of creatures obsessed over Twilight. Like what Fraken Dr. Stein and Szayel would have said... "They make for... interesting test subjects. I've seen nothing of the like before..." Maybe since Harry Potter, but that's understandable. HP has been around for far FAR longer than the two buggers.

But anywayx, back to the new inhabitants of planet Earth. I've named, together with my scientist buddies of course, them Twilight-ians. That the general name of course. Under such a big catergory, we've further classified them into the following: Bella-nians, Edward-ians, Jacob-ians, Alice-ans, Jasper-ians, Carlisle-ans, Esme-ans, Rosalie-ans, Emmett-ians, James-ian. There are quite a number of species defying classification, and they are currently known to us as Swan-ians for the females, and Cullen-ians for the males. There is also a seperate group of them, who do not fit in the description of being a Twilight-ian. Right now, our research shows that they are Homo Sapien, and as such, our cousins, despite their close description with the Twilight-ians.

For our research purposes, we have avoided Wikipedia, and also EncyclodediaDramatica, because they do not fulfill the caterion that we've set. As such, we've gone straight to the tiger's den to check out this phenomena. Of these, Twilight Lexicon and Twilight Saga has been of much help for the younger generation of this new race, and Twilight Moms have also done much, much more then we deserve, in collecting useful data for this important, turn-of-the-century research.

As researchers, we humbly thank you in your willingness to impart information to us. May the scientific world benefit more from people like you.

But, in the course of our research, we've uncovered something new, and to maintain neutrality of the research, we shall included some methods for Homo Sapiens, Anime-ans and native Earth inhabitants in general, ways to protect themselves from Twilight-ians.

As these are protective measures and not offensive measures, we would like to caution users against using such methods carelessly. Insiders have informed us that Twilight-ians are easily prissed and hussy, and are destructive when in large numbers. You have been warned, and we shall be absolved from any and all physical, mental and psychological trauma you go through when using said methods.

Say evil things to them. About Edward or Bella. Especially about Edward.
Write up a parody, humor-fic, tragedy or hurt-fic about Twilight.
Personally insult Twilight on any number of Twilight LJ, Myspace, Friendster, Facebook, tagged, blogger, yahoo, msn groups. Do so in a professional manner, giving a psychological, mental and physical review on the characters, (non-existent) plot, writer, and eventually, the fans themselves.
Openly diss Twilight, especially if they are in a heated arguement of whether Edward is better, or Jacob is better. Do so by pointing out that Tom Cruise and even Jack Sparrow is more handsome then them.
Tell them to get a life, read classics. They do so condemn classics like Dracula.
Grab the book from their hands, throw it on the floor and stomp on it. Make sure your shoe has mud on it. Promptly stare the person down, wipe your shoes on it and walk away. Like Alucard.
Promptly punch them in the face, (or subtly walk away from their presence if they begin to diss C.S. Lewis. I was so fuck-ing angry over this one. At least he had MORALS.)
Put on a blank look when preached to by a Twilight-ian. "Um... But WHAT is Twilight?"
Or conversely, put on a semi-intelligent look and say, "Oh, Twilight! I love them!" And when they gush about it, look confused for a moment, "Oh, you mean that the lights i see between dawn and sunlight have names? Cool!"
And lastly, deprieve them of anything, anything at all, that is remotely related to Twilight. Even the little time between dawn and sunlight. Even the little clipping under their fluffy pillows of Edward. Even the pictures they draw of him. Everything.

There, more information shall be shared once we have uncovered more of this strange phenomena.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 10:32 PM

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Wow. Never thought of the day when I'll join some revolutionaries in damning a book. XD
You'd think of all the horrible stuffs that I've read... (mary sue fanfics anyone?) I'd have formed some kind of awesome immunity against flaming.

Yep, the last time I flamed anything or anyone, or any anime character was at least a year ago... For leveling personal insults on another person, mind you.

But Twilight hit it.

I could seriously said that i enjoyed the HP movies much. XD Yes, it was nice, in a teenage novel sort of way... (i hated it because sirius, snape and fred/george died) but twilight?!

God-damn it! Its like totally BORING!!!
= .=;
Or maybe I've just been spoilt rotten by Celia Friedman, Raymond E Feist, Salvator and Terry Brooks etc etc etc...

But... But... But... *sputters for lack of words*
Even NARUTO fanfics are better!
And that says a lot. SRSLY.

Haix. 4 books, with issues of possessive boyfriend, pedofile, whiny 'unglam' bitch, weird weres and.... arg... monster babies?! = .=;
Come on! SMSM!!! Even i am not as fucked up as you... =.+;

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 4:53 AM

Due to the fail that is Twilight, I have succumbed to my desire to read Encyclopediadramatica again.

Wait, that's just an excuse of mine. I just wanted to read it for the lulx. XD
And guess what i picked up? A DeviantART member who banned Uchina-Tsuki not so long before. Little Cloudy-kins! Or Sephys-little-cloud at the time of Tsuki's banned-ment.

Let's not dwell on that okay?
Sadly speaking, i give my title of most 'fucked-up brain alive' to her. At least i admit my fantasies to people. Or keep them out of public eye, whichever works. *wink*

XD

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 3:56 AM