TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Hmm... I know that my fiction and quizzes have been on hold for waaaaaaaay too long.

= .=;;;
#1 Spin the bottle quiz
Anime: Bleach
Essentially, its only 5% done, with Gin and Kenpachi complete, and Ulquiorra's in the writing.

#2 Life after Death:
Anime: Bleach x Deathnote
Characters: Everyone
Type: Contains character death
Status: On hold for the moment... Coz the plot holes are seriously killing me...
Summary: SS is in trouble. War is looming over the horizon, and still, nobody knows what the three traitors are up to. Hope comes in a relatively unexpected form. Unkempt and eccentric, could L be the saviour SS is looking for?

#3 Konoha Academy
Anime: Naruto
Characters: Yuki, Kozue, Miyuki and Naruto cast
Type: Crack, OC, character bashing, OOC
Status: In the process of re-writing.
Summary: Teaching at an Academy can't possibly be all that bad right? I mean, they're all kids under 12. A ficlet from the POV of two impossible 12 year olds with the looks of an angel and the minds of devils. Shrugs, Naruto would have loved it.

#4 Silent goodbye
Anime: Bleach
Characters: Grimmjow & Ulquiorra
Type: Yaoi, PG-13(ratings may change)
Status: I....s... rea....ching t..the end....
Summary: Grimmjow's death made Ulquiorra lose his mind. Potential spoilers and character death.(Nnoitora-san... And poor Tesla)

#5 Ever Wondered Why?
Anime: Bleach
Characters: All!!!
Type: Crack
Status: In the midst of writing.
Summary: Ever wondered why Gin has slitted eyes? Or Komamura has no tail? Let 99th Bantai answer that for you!

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Lolx, actually it's taking so long to write coz i lost my writing style...
Been reading too much of other ppl de fanfic lerx...
Their greatness is swamping me...
*pouts

XD

Well... I'm going to get back to trudging through all that stuffs now...

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 6:40 AM