TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Yukiko: SEPHIROTH-SENSEI, SEPHIROTH-SENSEI, YUKI CANNOT FIND SPIRA ON THE MAP~~~~ *attempts to glomp sensei*

Seph-sensei: O . O; = . =; Down, Yuki, down! *points Masamune at Yukiko and the ground and back.* ARG! *swipes at Yukiko with it*

Yukiko: Eeps... - .-; *stays out of Masamune's reach and does the puppy-dog eyes*

Seph-sensei: *rolls-eyes and turns to walk away*

Cloud: *walks up* Ano... Sensei... can you help me with this?

Seph-sensei: *doesn't think twice before answering* My plea...... ARGGGGGGG!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFF!!! *flails his hands around to get Yukiko off*

Cloud: *winks at the koala wannabe* Well... I think I've got it now, thank you anyway~

Yukiko: *ignores flailing and hugs leg tightly* MINE!

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Sorry... crack! XD Found Dissidia academy on 4chan just now~
Sephy is GEOG teacher! XD
And jecht is PE teacher!

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Sephy-sensei: For today, you will learn about the resources, strengths and weaknesses of Gaia and Spira.

Yukiko: Why, sensei?

Sephy-sensei: So that we can take over them of course!

Yukiko: O.Olll

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Jecht: OKAY CLASS! GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING FOR PE TODAY?!

Tidus: Blitzball. We've been doing that since the year before, YOU STUPID OLD MAN!

Jecht: *convieniently ignores Tidus* We're doing BLITZBALL!!! THE MOST COOLEST, SUAVE, AND AWESOME AND ------

Yukiko: Ano... Sensei, I can't swim~

Jecht: --------- CREATIVE AND BEST ----- ... you can't swim? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T SWIM?! DON'T WORRY! I'LL MAKE YOU THE BEST BLITZ STRIKER THE DISSIDIA ACADEMY HAS EVER SEEN!!! TO THE TRAINING POOL, MY FRESH STUDENT~ *drags Yukiko to the shark-infested pool*

Yukiko: EHEHEHEHEH!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! *flails uselessly*

Sephy-sensei: Heh.

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And thus ends her first day at school~

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