Thursday, March 19, 2009
Rule 7. Kurotsuchi-Taichou, if you have to ask, you can't operate on it.
Rule 7a. Rule 7 has since been repealed, since it only discourages him from asking.
Rule 20. 'He Followed me home, can I keep him?' is not a valid reason for bringing enemiees of the Seireitei back within it.
Rule 20a. Even if it's Ichimaru Gin.
Rule 20b. Even if he's wearing bunny ears.
Rule 20c. Rule 20 is henceforth known as the 'Kuchiki Law'
Rule 20d. That applies to you too, Masumoto
Rule 29. After the recent loss of three acres of cherry trees, shinigami are no longer allowed to use flower petals to make an entrace, Byakuya-Taichou's shikai aside.
Rule 35. Zaraki-Taichou, just assume the answer is no.
Rule 35a. You too, Kurotsuchi-Taicho.
Rule 46. It is henceforth forbidden to kill shinigami's for any of the below reasons:
Rule 50. Captain Zaraki does not wear an eyepatch because he "had an unfortunate accident with a pair of scissors". It is wrong to tell new members of the 11th this.
Rule 54. Despite the wheels, Yachiru-Fukutaichou's bankai is not, in fact, a train. So, everyone off.
Rule 54a. Yes, Gin. No choo-choo for you.
Rule 55. The gargantuan execution device that looks like a guillotine on steroids is not, in fact, a see-saw.
Rule 55a. Nor is it a swing.
Rule 55b. Look, Gin, I'm sure someone's got a playground somewhere.
Rule 55c. No, Kurotsuchi does not have permission to build you one. The idea scares everyone else anyways.
Rule 70. Elvis is banned from leaving Soul Society. He is dead, and should not go to the living world to make the fools there believe otherwise.
Rule 75. The Terminator has been added to 'The List of Movies Zaraki Kenpachi' is not allowed to watch.
Rule 76. No, there are no aliens in Japan, Kenpachi, and even if they were, you wouldn't be allowed to fight them.
Rule 77. Yachiru, stop picking on Koenma. We don't need more issues with Hell, dammit.
Rule 77a. You too, Zaraki. I don't care how punchable his face is.
Rule 90. Experimenting with how much you can say to Hitsugaya-Taichou before he gets pissed off is an unwise choice of spending your time, despite how much your buddies told you they'd give you for it.
Rule 90a. Consequently turning the third division into an iceburg is forbidden as well. I don't care what Kira said, or how amusing Gin thinks it is.
Rule 104. No, Kenpachi is NOT actually Yachiru's Bankai. Stop asking.
Rule 111. No Zaraki is NOT the God of War and if you continue to get academy students to worship him, there will be punishment.
Rule 111a. The fact that those that worship him seem to have an easier time performing Kido does not mean his unfathomable power is leaking down to his priests.
Rule 111b. GOD DAMMIT!
Rule 134. Please do not open portals into Hell for the purposes of waste disposal.
Rule 134a. Yes, Kurotsuchi, the remains of your former experiments are waste.
Rule 134b. So are those you consider to be pathetically weak, and throw in in hopes that they'll return with a cursed axe, armor, and glowing eyes to give you a good fight, Kenpachi.
Rule 134c. Seriously, do you know how many times Koenma's been complaining about new S-Class demons popping up because of you two? You're lucky he's easily bribed!
Rule 141. Captain Zaraki's previous life was NOT Gan Ning of Wu. Even though the violent attitude and the bells seem to point to that.
Rule 141a. He also is not Xiahou Dun of Wei. Although there is no doubt in my mind that if he ever was struck in his eye by an arrow he'd rip eye and arrow out and eat the former. Just because he can.
And more at
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Its updated... regularly, so check back once in a while to see new updates~
And depressingly, I haven't seen a similar list for Naruto. Most probably because TFFer's shun it? o.o;
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