TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Monday, February 16, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK? WE GETTING PHILOSOPHICAL NOW?

STOP BEING PRETENTIOUS AND GO BACK TO CRAPPING, ARSEHOLE!
*sticks out tongue.*
My blog, my choice on what to write. So there.

So, what multi-million dollar question?
Not the chicken and the egg of course. I'm not interested in that.
Who cares which came first?!
We eat the chicken, and we eat the egg.
The chicken comes from the egg, and the chicken lays the egg. Finito, not important.
Important is we still have chicken to eat.
So there.

THE QN.
What, pray-fucking-tell is our mission in life?!
Or destiny, or fate. Whatever you choose to interpret it.

So what are we here on this fucking planet with health issues to do?
Heal it?
Student: Sire, sire! But we caused it sire! Damn. He's right.

Er... learn to be morally correct!
Student: Sire, Sire!!! But we are morally corrupt! A little bit, but still...
Huh?
Student: See, we exploit - poor people, earth etc etc - for our own gains, Sire! ~~Capitalism breeds greed~~... Oh wait, thats wrong... Greed breeds capitalism, and yada yada yada!
Oh...

Hmmm... To gain enlightenment?
Student: Through what?
Bad things that happen to us?
Student: Do we, sire?
Touche.

To try and help people!
Student: For some, yes. For most...?
...

Then what?
Student: Sire! I have a theory sire!
Out with it, you runt. And stop calling me SIRE. It's 'sir'.
Student: Yes sire! I think we were all put here on earth to be punished, sire!
How so?
Student: It makes sense see. Firstly, if we're being punished, we'd be facing a lot of disasters and what not right? (read: earthquakes, tsunamis, forest fires). Lot's of bad things is going to happen to us as punishment. (read: global warming, recession, retrenchment, whatnots). If we weren't going to be punished, then why do all these bad things to us? Okay, maybe its a test, but isn't this going waaaay overboard? And what can the common man do against corruption?
You are rambling runt.

I think our purpose in life is to:
-eat
-sleep
-shit
-take up some space in the world
-breath in limited air
-and do bad things. (we seem naturally prone to commit... bad stuffs. Like lying.)

Of course, some of us have lofty goals:
- Campaign for world peace!
- Campaign for gay rights!
- Eradicate poverty!
- Help save the world/animals!
- Combat corruption!
- and so on.

Some of us do it for:
- The sake of community.
- The sake of doing good
- Because we feel for them.
- Because it is our responsibility.

While others:
- Do it for fame & glory!
- To ascertain self-worth (i'm guilty of this)
- So that people think good of us! (still guilty)
- Because it affects them too. (still guilty)
- and so on.

So what is my purpose in life?
Ans: To make the best of what i got, make people happy (happy comedic ain't I), to be there for my friends and to crap about global issues superficially and do nothing substantial to help them.

What's yours?

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On a totally unrelated note.
I took the SemeUke test (again) for me & my little kiddies! And here are the results!
Correct assumptions are highlighted in pink~

Miie: Clueless Uke. (i'll never be more then a Uke, will I? *faint*)

Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.

The Clueless Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Wind (would be correct if it was horoscope XD)
Chinese Zodiac: Horse (o.o smart!)
Color: Cloud Blue (my phone!)
Fruit: Starfruit (delicious)
Dessert: Tiramisu (OMG, the author of the quiz stalks me!)
Theme Song: BondS ~kizuna~ by An Cafe

Talos: Don't fuck with me Seme. (this one wasn't surprising o.o)

Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance (he is one of the rogue firsts after all) over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual (I wouldn't know XD).

The Don't Fuck With Me Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Earth
Chinese Zodiac: Ox
Color: Steel (nope, he loves brown)
Fruit: Grapes (he actually likes strawberries. For reasons unknown)
Dessert: Dark Chocolate Brownies
Theme Song: Countdown by Hyde

Krdos: Flaming Uke (o.o I always knew he was GAYYYY!!! XD)

Outgoing, sexy, and intuitive, the Flaming Uke is the first one you would go to for advice, whether it's love, fashion, or how to get the attention of that seme you've been after. Other common traits of the Flaming Uke include being: artistic, clever, self-assured, competitive, determined, ambitious, opportunistic, and jealous.
The Flaming Uke is usually very social and makes friends with just about anyone (even anti-social Talos). They get along best with Chibi Seme, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke, and Romantic Seme, and may clash with the Badass Uke and other Flaming Uke due to their competitive nature.

The Flaming Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Fire
Chinese Zodiac: Tiger
Color: Pink Cherry (one wardrobe of pink victorian clothes. = .=;)
Fruit: Cherries (he says cherries are smexy)
Dessert: Cherries Flambe
Theme Song: Vanilla by Gackt

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