TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Meep... I joined the Pet Society gang???!!!
Hahax, Facebook is as much a part of my life as roleplaying is now (& icq was).

Hahax, my online life just began all that brighter, happier and cuter, what with people like Hunter_Killer (former RP-ing trainer) putting me on his VIP list and reserving me a space in his epic RP based off a four part canterbury tales-styled poem about the four horsemen of the apocalypse, one that i had the luck to read before anyone else (with the exception of his teacher) has.

Anywayx, signing for his RP had me killing some random plot bunnies, as after I'd finished typing the whole close to 1000word profile.... THE DAMN WEBSITE LOGGED ME OFF!!!
I had to retype the entire thingy ALL over again... Luckily this time i remembered to save the damned bulk of words before pressing reply, so i didn't have to write a THIRD time. Whew.

Anyway, i spend at least 2 hours on facebook everyday. I checked. I even counted and divided it, to be fair. And my most often used application last month? Zoosk. Its an online friend making/date finding site, and I've found more than one (read: 2 AND ABOVE!!!), friend (guys) who chatted willingly with me, and kept correspondence. I've already exchanged emails with 6 people and phone no. with 3. Alvin and Nexus are the ones i keep in touch with though. Although most Zoosk users either use lame (read: OLD) pickup lines or the standard 'wink wink' (which i all ignored), there have been some awesome dudes (all older) who've been really fun, and made my FACEBOOK-ing experience so much more awesome. THANK YOU NEXUS!!! YOU TOO ALVIN!!!

Moving on, I've also joined the app, Pet Society, seems to be a fun app, what with cute graphics, pets and all. I named mine Krdos, considering that i couldn't make up a bull like visage for my dear Talos... Sadded. Even so.... I hope to give it a comfy life, coz Krdos is also my <3's!!!

Other apps? Hmm... I use the bookshelf app, fishing app, rock app and now gang app quite a lot too, haha, but i think Zoosk and Pet Society will remain at the top of the list XD

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 2:47 AM