TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

YAY, FUCKERS! The topic for today is Star/Solar signs. So deal with it, or leave. =P NADA!!!

First off... What is your zodiac sign? Not the animals, mind you! The ZODIAC, with all your capricon-ish and Virgo-ness. Yes? No? O.o I hope you know your own star signs...
There's no need to know your ascendent stars or whatever, because I'm only going to point out interesting facts about the ZODIAC as we know it.

XD

Well, we all know our zodiac signs and what they mean. For example, Saggis are wanderers, Tauruses are stubborn and Scorpio can be vengeful. True? Not true?
And we know that there are only 12 zodiac signs... Right?

NO! XD

Well, at least it holds true for conventional western astrology.
In fact, the 'real' solar zodiac, has 13 signs, with Ophiuchus, the un-recognised 10th house of the Zodiac. This also means that for people whose birthdays lie between the 30 of November to the 17 December, You have a different zodiac!
Real solar Zodiac

ANYway, the current zodiac system that we are using, with the conventional 12 signs, (of which 2 signs, namely Aquarius and one other, were added at a much later date) is also known as the Tropical Zodiac, a place rife with debates amongst the astrologers. XD

So why are we where we are today? And what's with the difference in dates?

Well, according to astrologers, every 70 years, our zodiac dates shifted one day ahead. And we are here today because... Tropical Zodiac, which bases its system on the seasons, has nothing to do with the stars today, as compared to ancient times. As such, the big difference.

Shocking? No?

Well, let me introduce you to the LUNAR zodiac.
XD

The representative of the LUNAR zodiac would be the Verdic Zodiac, a Hindu lunar zodiac system. And like the Chinese astrology, instead of the 12 houses that we are familiar with, it has 28 houses, corresponding with the 28 constellations.

That and according to the Verdic Zodiac, there is 18, even though some astrologers believe that there are now 20.

So what does it mean for us actually?
Actually, nothing much, but as you compare and contrast the different results for your birthday under the various Zodiac systems, e.g. Egyptian, Aztec, Babylonian, Tropical, Greek, some of it overlaps, and it is actually quite fun!

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