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JASMINE/YUKI-KO
A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.
Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.
Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage
Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br>
+ Wife/Mother/Grandmother
Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay
Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids
Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)
Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven
Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?
TALOS GRYFALCRON
Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.
Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.
But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...
About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.
Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.
That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.
Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not nice.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.
Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!
The insanity begins.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
On the serious side after 3 nonsensical posts... I've been literally KO'ed by homework. They used the STRESS attack, and I'm going crazy. O.o
Serious. I have an over-tendency to swear and curse when I'm stressed and out of it, and dreaming of a giant man-eating shellfish in recent days is not helping matters. Same goes for dreaming about vampires who keep trying to... ... The burn-in-UV type of course.
Anyway, lack of sleep + homework + impending doom = Talos, Krdos and Jasmine on crack. Posts from now on mean totally nothing, cept for self amusement and to bump post count. Anyway, on to the posty!
The Yagisawa family have this obsessive-compulsive behavior that makes them go on looooong vacations. The last one to do so was Yuki, and before that, Miru, and before that, Kawa. Makes sense that i should too! yay!
So while I'm gone, I'll leave Talos in charge, with the help of the other DA-ians of course. That is, you'll see quite a lot of Suzu, Kawa, Kina, YUKIKO, Yuki, Ko and of course, webmaster Talos. If you hadn't realised already, Talos has a very VERY bad attitude. So... *bows slightly*, I'm sure he doesn't mean to slight anyone of course, but do ignore him kx?
Of course, that doesn't mean I'll be out of touch anyway. Any queries, and such, will be redirected to me via the cuddly Talos and I'll reply you ASAP. Which means... I'll mostly be out of touch by phone, msn, hotmail, even ICQ. Means I dun wanna talk to ya.
JK. It just means I'm too busy fornicating with a badass daemon/dark fae to have any energy to answer you. So there. *snuggles Talos and Krdos tightly* (\/,,,)
Well, I'll still be around IRL. That means, when I'm talking to you, because I don't want Krdos and Talos to scare you. Or nom nom you either.
