TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ya'll may have been guessing.

Who the fuck are you?! What the fuck have you done with my friend/enemy/pet/owner?! Where the fuck did you come from?! What's it with you and "fuckin"?!

Meh, mortals and their curiousity.
I wonder why they don't mind their damn business.
Well, since Jasmine never let's me do anything without giving a proper introduction... Something about having to give people warnings before i shock them or something.

SO HERE's MY FUCKIN' INTRODUCTION YOU FUCKERS!
You may call me a the devil, a dark fae, an un-seelie, dark presence...
Rest assured, they're all right, and all wrong. Anyway, i'm anything and everything except sweet and nice. In your terms, daemon.

Talos the Destructive, is my name. Not my real one of course, daemons never tell you their true names. Talos the Destructive just happened to be a name i chanced upon my first arrival to the world. Not that it's nice or anything, but it fit me. So there.

My other names? Hmm... tough... Well... My minions called me Amael, the other daemons call me Toharon. The Daemon king calls me Saxiel, Lucifer calls me Enurici. Some others call me Vral, but the best I've heard? Bastard. Says the person who'd obliterated his world 5 times over. And kissed my sword 13 times too. XD IN YOUR FACE MORENTHRAL!
Moving on...

I've done nothing to your friend/enemy/pet/owner. She ran away with a rogue vampire in her dreams. So you're stuck with me. Apparently... *reads off a note*

Abdominations! Evil! Blasmephy! ... I shall be leaving. With a real vampire. With fangs. And burn-in-UV syndrome. BYE! And I'll leave Talos here to exterminate TWILIGHT-ians.

There. See, she left. Moving on...

I came from heaven with little ponies prancing about. *rolls eyes*
Fuck it?! Where else can a demon come from?! Hell of course! Deepest, darkest part. With the licking flames and screaming and all.

What's me and "fuckin"? It's fun of course. It makes me sound badass too. Not to mention fuckin' is an activity that only humans can actually experience. And its niiiice.

Now, FUCK OFF.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 2:30 AM