TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Reporting live from the Wishing Fountain!

Every year, on this day, DA-ians from across the Globe, gather at the Wishing Fountain to place their New Year's Resolution for the new year. This year is no different, and DA-ians of all shapes and sizes, colours and powers gather in peace, for the new year.

This year, the goddess and her children have decided to grace us with their presence, as they join us in our well-wishing and partying tonight.

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Yukiko grinned as she read a few of the New Year Resolution lists that had dropped down the Resolutions Well.

Edward Elric
- Damnit! I have to grow taller!
- Kick the bastard in the balls, no one calls me short and runs away with it... Not even if its ROY!
- Keep my arm and leg in one piece... (I don't want Winry to murder me)
- Get my brother's body back.

Kawa
- A bunny contingent!
- For mummy to take me travelling
- A... a girlfriend...

Suzuki
- A self-writing pen for paperwork
- For Mummy to actually do her housework... for once.
- Better recruits this year!

Kina
- A new lab to be opened.

Yuki & Ko
- Some rest from all the adventuring. We thinks others need some lurve!
- A new wardrobe and a new room.

Chuckling, she replaced all the slips of papers, and placed hers beside their's.

YUKIKO's
- Actually save some money for June.
- Slim down.
- Attend CosFest!
-GET A's FOR 'A' LEVELS
- Improve writing
- Get going on the fanfics.
- Get rings as presents for Liing & Diino
- Hug 10 people, or get hugged 100 times! (e-hugs not considered)
- Treat friends to candies
- Resume buying of manga!
- Hand up homework on time
- Brush up on meagre drawing skillz
- Make a full body profile of all my kids and new characters!
- Work, scrimp, save = DS
- Write New Year's Resolution next year.

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 1:52 AM