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JASMINE/YUKI-KO
A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.
Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.
Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage
Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br>
+ Wife/Mother/Grandmother
Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay
Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids
Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)
Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven
Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?
TALOS GRYFALCRON
Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.
Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.
But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...
About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.
Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.
That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.
Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not nice.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.
Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!
The insanity begins.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
=O-;;; +.=
Against my better judgement... I went to watch Twilight. = .=; Wasn't expecting much from the movie, but...
Hello??? It is boring like FUCK!
It's like so god-damned boring!!! 1 hr++ of nothing but finding out what Edward is. Not to mention Edward looks like a horse and Bella looks like the frog girls in Spirited away.
High school + whiny teenager + sparkly vampires + school misfits + normal classes = BORING! Comeon! Even high school musical was better.
Hands down.
I mean... Cut to the chase already! The first part of the movie is like an over-long prologue which doesn't know where to stop! I mean, the interesting part was where Bella got chased & Edward has to save her right? So why the hell do we need to see Edward stalking her? o.o
In her Bedroom no less. Talk about creepy.
And you know what. When they sparkle, they look DAMN FUGLY. Serious. They look like those rich people who had too much money and too much time and decided to stick diamonds to their skin.
And pray tell, which goddamn creature doesn't die when they are RIPPED APART AND BURNT?! Is that even a valid weakness?!
Well... They even borrowed a quote from another movie... "We'll be watching you..." XD Which made me think that It'd be hilarious if James had said "I'll be back." before he died. *mental sounding giggle*
YUKIKO's Movie Suggestion x Cut the swinging around. It's damned dizzy, and make the guy catch the deer faster. = .=;
x Don't show us the part where she leaves her hometown, just zoom in straight onto the new Forks or whatever it is.
x Cut down on all the useless dialogue. All the talk with her dad/classmates/whatever... More facial emotions, less talk where possible and please, don't have long stretches of the movie where nothing interesting is happening! Coz this is a movie, not a TV series, not a book.
x And cut to the chase early! *loved the dramatic entrance of the bad ppl, but could have made it faster*
x And... I thought Vampies are supposed to be elegant... The way they stand.... reminds me of werewolves instead. Couch low, claws out? Animal behaviour. Not pretty, not to mention they remind me of the stereotypical witch around the cauldron image.
x And come on! 7(?) vamps against one? That's soooooo unfair! = .=; the fight barely lasted 5 minutes. And Bella didn't even ask Edward how come her mom thought that she 'fell'? Isn't it common sense to ask???
O.o and the only lookable people in the show was James and Dr. Collins?
