TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Friday, December 5, 2008

*applauses ring as Yukiko saunters in, cosplaying as Snowsong. She stands at the podium, waving before a knife slices through her...*

The fake Yukiko poofs into air, and Yukiko glares at the prepatrator.

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First things first, Liing is coming back tonight!
*pauses as applauses commence*
Yep yep, she's going to be back from China at 7.30pm.

Secondly, Happy Birthday Taichou!

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Update on Yukiko's recent activities:

Been RP-ing full time with Hunter_Killer in a .Hack RP at RPGateway.

Yep. That's all she's doing. Besides redrawing a couple of characters and poking the Snowsong in the RP to full-fledge indepedence of course. She's waaaay to depended on Stealth_Stealer(SS) now, and nobody else seems to be RP-ing along with us... At the rate this is going, you might think that we are actually RP-ing 1-on-1.

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O.o I nearly died today.
*pure silence for a moment. Crickets chirp*

Okay, maybe i was exaggerating a little. XD
But the gist of it was that...
After not seeing the swing for so long... (3 weeks)
When i returned to it this morning...
And sat on it...

The swing FUCKING creaked and groaned!
o.o
I got off imediately and then...
Noticed that the screw is...
Unscrewing itself...
= .=;
Thank goodness i wasn't listening to my mp3 at that point of time...

Might have swung...
And flown headfirst into the pavement...
Broke my tiny head...
Watch the little bits of grey matter flow out...
And Die...

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 12:54 AM