TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Hmmm... My blog is like so dead... but it isn't like anyone reads... right?

XD
Another one of my mindless rants...

Hmmm... What should i rant about today?
1...2...3...4...

Arghhhhx. Whatever. I wanna huggles!

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We all value our lives over many things. Maybe not over money, but definitely, MANY good-fer-nothings value their lives over others. I'd admit that I'm one of those. XD

Of course, there are only 8 people. 8 PEOPLE, that i would give my life for. You know, TEH 8.
Mum, Dad, Sis, YLing, Blackie, HK, my Grandma & Tsuki. That's a lot of people, considering i only have one life.

'To Hell and back', I believe was the quote? Maybe there'll be more to add to this tiny list, but till now, i think the rest can more or less live on their own... I think?

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Now, I gotx myself a confession to make. XD
I love 2 people. But i don't think they love me back...
Wait, I'm sure they don't love me back.
(I mean it! Just that i love one more than the other.)

I'm VERY VERY sure.
Hmmm. What to do, what to do?
(Mindless crapping)

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ARG!!! Really, too much holiday is killing my brain...
Too much free time and sleeping! All i ever do now is RP, RP and more RP.
Of course, having ppl like Giant-sensei & Rai-kun around makes life easier, but even then...
ITS BORING!
I want a WINTER fling or something.
Then again, it's not like i can get people to like me...
Even though i wish to...

Or even an sms buddy?
I think i still have like 800 smses waiting for me.
And i have no PSP. Still.
So it gets even more boring.
Even Bastion, Nef and Kelan get boring after awhile.

And heavenforbid! I'm already bored of Fanfics, funny or no.
Haix...
I'm going to be so so lonely...
And i'm poor.
Haix.
And i've homework.

Only happy thing?
I've got books to read.
That makes my life just that teensy weensy better.

Then again i've only myself to blame for being so anti-social.

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Haix. 3 words to describe me?

Hopeless, anti-social, boring.

Yep, that basically sums up the whole, 'i am jasmine' thing.
The rant probably told you as much.

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