TEMPORARY INSANITY________________________

JASMINE/YUKI-KO

A proud 4B'ian in heart, mind and soul~
Diagnosed with insanity, split personality since 24 Jan 91.
Game, anime, manga, fanfic lover.
Ships YAOI, BL, SHOUNEN-AI in general.

Draws, eats, sleeps, shits, sprouts nonsense, reads.
Sings(?), acts(?), dreams, being a general fucktard.

Wants to open a:
+ Coscafe
+ Orphanage

Wants to be a:
+ Counselling Psychologist
+ Fu Tai Tai(br> + Wife/Mother/Grandmother

Wants to do:
+ Take over the world
+ Experience what it feels like to be a guy for a day
+ Engage in YAOI!!!
+ Get married
+ Have at least 5 kids.
+ Be a goddess XD
+ slimming!
+ Cosplay

Things that she wants to see before she dies:
+ World Peace
+ Reduced Poverty
+ Her kids

Places to see before she dies:
+ Germany
+ Egypt
+ China(historical sites)
+ Italy
+ Russia
+ Japan
+ Thailand
+ Ireland
+ France
+ Museum of Sex XD
+ Benaki Museum(Greece)

Places to see after she dies:
+ Babylon
+ Egpyt
+ Heaven

Questions to ask the GOD(s)/GODDESS(es) in charge after she dies:
+ Who made the world?
+ Who made the pyramids?
+ Are there really life in space?
+ What do they do?
+ Can she have cookies in the afterlife?
+ Can she go and create her own puesdo-world?
+ Can they fall in love with mortals?
+ Are the myths real?
+ Are there really parallel worlds?
+ Do we really create new worlds by just thinking about them?
+ Is the dreamscape a reality, or reality the dreamscape?
+ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+ Can someone take her to see the history of the world in its entire-ty, in its exact time?
+ Who was she in her past/pastpast/pastpastpast (etc) life?
+ Why is there a prostate gland in a guy's ass if homo-sex is frowned upon?

TALOS GRYFALCRON

Who am I? Stupid question. Who are you?
Frankly if you want to know, pansy named me Hatsubame Matsurika.
Fuckin' tongue twister, I know.
Kratos would've been cool, 'cept some creature who called himself 'God of War' took it already.
So damn. I've got a female name.

Even though I'm a fuckin' MALE.

But call me Talos anyway.
I'm a fuckin' demon, unfortunately, trapped within a pansy ass mortal, who insists that i do not scar people IRL.
What? You don't like it? THEN FUCKIN' LEAVE ALREADY!
Tch...

About me?
Are you kidding mortal?
There is nothing nice at all to know about me.
I kill pink bunnies and eat them for breakfast.
But, nooooooooooooooooo, my pansy host, decides that bunnies are cute, and should not be eaten.

Who is the pansy?
Tch, Jasmine of course!
18 years of age soon, and she still hasn't grown ANY backbone yet!
Oh the horror!
And I'll let you in on a secret...
She is actually pretty evil on the inside.
Don't tell her i told you.

That's why I choose her.
The potential for evilness.
But like i said, she's too much a pansy and self-conscientious to do anything.

Anyway, a warning for you.(She threatened me to tell you.)
I'm rabid, I'm psycho and I'm not ~~nice~~.
I'll bite anyone i want, and NOBODY can stop me!
Scratch that. Jasmine can.

Tch, self-introduction done.
Can i get on to my fuckin' bashing now?!

The insanity begins.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

> o <;;; LOL!!! Very long never update lerx... Like so dead like that... Hahax... XDDDD Now SUGAR-HIGHHHHHH le!!! hahax back to topic at hand... Evaluation of the Zoo trip?? O<>O;;;

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Sooo... We went to the zoo on sun...

+.+

Wasn't really very enthusiastic about it at first...
Coz... oh well, i've always felt that the zoo was for kids...
And well... =.=;;;
I don't know...
I just didn't feel like going to the zoo...

Of course i did go in the end,
Hahax albeit rather reluctantly at first...

The day started rather normally i think...
I woke up late and ended up not going to the park(i'm getting fatter & fatter.. =.=;;;)...
Then i got scolded by my sis...
Then my mum chose my clothes for me(was going to where a T-shirt and well jeans, but my mum said i looked like a maid & she's too lazy to wash jeans)...

Then i went out with my sis to MOH's house...

XDDD
Actually, i ended up doing nthing there lo, just sit and chat & wait for the rest to arrive...

Then we were off to the Zoo...

Lolx, i felt very bad when we reached, since MOS had been waiting there for quite a long time... He was quite emo when we reached...

=.=;;; feel so guilty...

Felt pretty bored through the entire duration of the animal show at first...
Since its not exactly the first time i've seen such shows... But nevermind...
But... hmm...

I guess at the end of it all, i did enjoy the trip...
It was't as bad as i imagined it to be...
Afterall, we all enjoyed it at the end i believe?

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Bleaugh... doing my PI now...
So hard...

= .=;;;

Shouldn't have left it until today to do...
But have to complete by tomorrow...

Sooo...Mug.. Mug... Mug...

Sheesh...

How come life for students remain so hard?
I rather have tests and exams...
Damn... What IS modernisation?
O.o damn... i hate stuff like this...

*****

LLLOOOLLLLL!!!!
Hahax... GP VID???
I acting lehx xD
Story like so depressing like that...
TAICHOU from main character become extra le XD

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LOL last nite saw a documentary about jellyfish...
So sad lehx...
Jellyfish is like spawning lo...
U kill one female one, you are effectively causing millions of eggs to be released into the water.
U kill one male, you are effectively causing millions of sperms into the water.

Hence...

We gots many baby jellyfishes everywhere!!!!

Even though they can stay dormant for years at a time...
Apparently pollution makes them bloom earlier...

And they are killing fishes!!!
SEAFOOD!!!
And they can't be eliminated, even though marine scientists are doing all they can...
But it seems very bleak...

NUUUU!!!
MY SAKURA PRAWNS!!!!!

fallenINlove*with IVAN & WANG YAO @ 5:22 AM